Draft 1 - Pant's Pull Ups/Empathy/Irony - Draft 1

The manager came out with his leisure gait slack

and found that the Cartboy-pushers were taking a nap

He looked at the scenery of the parking lot's map

He discovered shit like Magellen that cat.

the parking lot was clear, he continued to look away so sincere

He said oh shit oh crap and

He pulled up his straps and

something on the inside must've happened

(He pulled up his pants)

During Dave's lost and found return gait, it became so clear

his gait for the customer service was something to hear

Onto the counter he gave the chocolate a slap

and his awkwardness made a customer move their hat.

Onto to the calm scenery Kylah turned the tide.

Her teeth became wide

as her head shook from side to side

Her teeth had a locomotion

Boy how she looked frozen

all that that hard work she should of gotten a promotion

I shoulda given her that thing called ibuprofen

But the next time I put the lotion

in the return bins. My silent commotion

was a brand new thing. I slammed the

breaks of the return's plastic

my new way thing for the shoppers was still drastic

Her reaction was the best for

Her pants almost reached her chest.

- Raskin Blog

- David Raskin

- 9:33am 4-6-22