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Illinois Paranoid Car Ride

  • Writer: David Raskin
    David Raskin
  • May 10, 2024
  • 2 min read

Girl who’s my best friend and wife, walks with the grace and pride of constant exercise, your someone beautiful in my life, who breaks the neck of every other guy once or twice.

 

It’s raining hard! It’s raining dear

Come in the car we have nothing to fear

our son is video gaming in the car’s rear

 

On this day trip we will have our son

as his gaming might hit’s me and you dear are bound to have fun

 

come in the car woman of the west! and well roll the dice

to see where we will go next with our little boy he’s being calm and nice

 

Come into my car again

our son sitting still is strapped down and buckled in.

licensed to ill outloud has a helping hand to lend

 

Inside Minnesota we are

Heading towards Dakota we are

 

our son is now shapeshifting out of “the blues” and looks bizarre.

by far, can our life for one moment not be so on the hook and hard

 

We’re almost there with our cruiser’s west bound v4’s might

Our son is feeling weird with a straight up hell hound’s fight

 

honey our son is starting to look paranoid

I think him throwing up is something we can’t avoid

 

honey our son is growing two long ears

pull over now his now green puke face is feeling weird

 

Oh boy let the rain wash his mess away

Oh boy his pain, top notch can finally go away

 

It was sickness

our son on the street broke the Guinness

with god as our witness

We might as well say he exploded

and in the mode of, stomach bugs fighting in the dojo, Road the sickness quota of a little Avalon Dakota.

 

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- 5-10-24

- 9:22 am

- 9:50 am


Illinois Paranoid Car Ride


Illinois Paranoid
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