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Watermelon Balancer

  • Writer: David Raskin
    David Raskin
  • Jan 24, 2024
  • 1 min read

In Exurb time away from City store

Shineway piano onto her so pretty poured

 

Towards the spot she ran though

and with a full body bop onto her came the piano

 

In a way, by sketch comedy she had an anvil day

Under the piano she fell in, the damsel was laid

 

She was all battered and pinned

The Balancer then had a watermelon

 

She said help me please! for the piano had her

on the stockade seized

He placed the watermelon on the keys

and with a breeze, he took the lead, his hammer was free

 

And he surely smashed the green thing that was round

The piano dashed keys surely had a string sound

needless to say the juice slinged all over the ground

 

Her sticking out head had a sigh

Needless to say the comedy was dry

 

The people clapped, even though juice was slightly not really

on their laps

 

“He’s funny” the laughing crowd had it’s run!

Miss’s Gallagher said is it 1981?

 

AvalonDakota

1/24/24

3:49am



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