Watermelon Balancer
- David Raskin
- Jan 24, 2024
- 1 min read
In Exurb time away from City store
Shineway piano onto her so pretty poured
Towards the spot she ran though
and with a full body bop onto her came the piano
In a way, by sketch comedy she had an anvil day
Under the piano she fell in, the damsel was laid
She was all battered and pinned
The Balancer then had a watermelon
She said help me please! for the piano had her
on the stockade seized
He placed the watermelon on the keys
and with a breeze, he took the lead, his hammer was free
And he surely smashed the green thing that was round
The piano dashed keys surely had a string sound
needless to say the juice slinged all over the ground
Her sticking out head had a sigh
Needless to say the comedy was dry
The people clapped, even though juice was slightly not really
on their laps
“He’s funny” the laughing crowd had it’s run!
Miss’s Gallagher said is it 1981?
AvalonDakota
1/24/24
3:49am

Comments