Wild Chewpa-Tee-Ah's: (Star Kist Tuna Commercial) Shoot Cuna Puna! We All Eat Lunakist Tuna Vladimir PUTA! Vladimir PUTA : #@#%% Ye old...

Trump and Pence climbed up capital hill with dreams of becoming a marytr but then George fell down and broke Trump's crown Trump and...

Aint no lie and she also had her hair died. Marry me be Wen i grow up i want to be just like her! I concur.

Dave throws dried beans in his shopping cart at bluebox mart Tall guy pulls up / adjusts his pants Beans knees? I mean...

I've seen that before/ cart-hit-episode I thought that I aimed the cart correctly at the coralle It went off course of course I cursed...

Yo Ho Yo Ho This snow got to go! He tapped his 10 rays against the floor The blue one was in a conundrum, he took his break with a...

Beep! Beep! Beep! Went The V8 Truck It said Beep my whole body I don't give a mother @#$% The owner came out, Dave's eardums were in luck...

Mr. White The Kite Guy Dave: Bright are many of his channel's original Real Kites Popular Is my friend's Instagram channel The Man with a...

Gosh darn freaking race has no base scientifically speaking, all of us clowns, were brown, when we were all streaking! 100,000 years we...

Gosh Darn freaking. race has no base, scientifically speaking; all off us clowns were brown, when we were all streaking! 100,000 years...

Vashti flies you guys! She run's and leaps up high towards the sky no one can stop her, gravity drops her She's on a role, she takes...

(Insert Generic Pittsburgher Joke Here) It might've already been written happily ever after But catch the ball of laughter Like Troy's...

Dave: Over the recipe Cole and him Brawled Cole: You have to put coleslaw on the sandwich Grandpa! Dave: It was Cole's law Dave: (They...

On the Mon River's dock, At 1 o'clock Dave was listening to Bad Brain's punk rock He devoured his whole hoagie Finished his...

Vashti Fly's you guys she runs and leaps up high towards the sky she's on a role, she takes control, she takes a fast stroll, leaps with...

I knew I wasn't going to be my best But There I was in the flesh In front of my team, and the presence/anxiety of my brown-boy-human-seem...

“Do you have an extra one”? the most pleasant one asked. My coworker at the bus stop didn't have a mask. I know first hand they'll just...

(2019) There I was still walking like “a bot”; thee one and only parking-lot-naut swimming south towards the giant blue box. As I headed...

Spring is As Pessoas, one with a colored puzzle and maybe one without. Spring, told me to write a (shel silverstein) cynthia sylvia...

Narrator: For years I practiced, I knew I had this, I finally E-Cotten finger picked gassed it. I finally played my chicken legged guitar...